Scammers and predatory publishers cost unsuspecting authors millions of dollars a year. You pay good money up front and a lot of it. In return, you receive nothing but heartache and more invoices. If you let them, these vultures will take you for every dime you have and then some. And then, to top it off, they put out a really crummy product. There has got to be a better way.
That is precisely what drives us at ScamCo Seminars. Why invest thousands of dollars for deeply flawed copies of your own book when we can show you how to deliver the same thing for a fraction of the cost?
In our new, patent-pending, one-day seminar, we will teach you how to:
- Insert typos and grammatical errors in your manuscript at twice the speed and half the cost of scummy publishing companies.
- Tap cover artists with artwork hanging on refrigerators around the world, and pay a fraction of the cost you’d pay any of the big-name scammers!
- Find low-cost translation services. Just imagine the international cache of having your work translated into other languages. “What’s the matter?” can be translated by experts in our network into :
Italian: “Hey, wazzamatter you?”
Russian: “Vat is being wrong vith you?”
Canadian: “Something wrong, eh?”
But wait, there’s more. If you sign up by midnight tonight and use code IUROCKS, we will include our special tips and hints booklet as a free bonus! This amazing booklet includes tricks of the trade that will eliminate the competition by showing you things like using a world-class substandard binding process. Pages will fall out of your book as you leaf through it! Even scummy publishers can’t promise you results like that!
As an independent author, the wolves are out there waiting to scam you. Why pay Author Conclusions or Writer House when ScamCo can provide you with all the knowledge you need to make crappy books yourself? Beat scummy predatory publishers at their own game. Reserve your spot at our next seminar today!
Disclaimer: ScamCo seminars may cause bleeding from the eye sockets, rashes, migraines, and irritable bowel syndrome. Attendees are responsible for providing their own lunch and snacks, beverages, notepads, internet access, and chairs. ScamCo will not be liable for any paper cuts from event brochures, or the potentially resulting lockjaw, flesh eating viruses, or epiphanies that there are better ways to publish. No refunds. No shirt, no shoes, no service.