Hey, groovy chicks and dudes. Is your contemporary urban fiction falling flat with today’s readers? Is your dialogue riddled with terms like twenty-three skidoo, gadzooks, and cat’s meow? Are reviewers saying that your book is not, in fact, da bomb?
That’s totally bogus man. Don’t be lame when you can be epic. You need the 9-1-1 if you’re writing for the hip cats in today’s scene. Who better to teach you about cool than the guy who invented it?
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I would hope you meant the “4-1-1” which means lowdown or location, instead of “9-1-1” which means a group of other things. yeah?
You do get that the whole thing is a joke, right?
Listen up, Stevie, I can fight my own battles. Grokdaddio, 9-1-1-, 4-1-1, whatever. If you need the info, it’s an emergency. I have the info in my book, so once again, I’ve saved the day. That’s how I roll.
Oh, Bob, does that mean I can’t use “the bees knees” any more? I love that one. And I haven’t heard “hip cats” in forty years. Is that cool pic. er photograph, of you up to date or are you trying to “pull the wool over my eyes”? Eh, pretty boy?
Yvette, you had me until pretty boy. I’m a manly man, and don’t you forget it. So manly, I don’t need apostrophes. Just ask Linda.
“Don’t be lame when you can be epic.” – That quote *IS* epic, Mr. Hammond.
Of course it’s epic. I’m Bob Hammond.
Um…Bob? Are you too cool to use an apostrophe on “Writers'”? Just asking… 😉
Look, Linda, I rewrite the rules. And I don’t need no stinkin apostrophes.
Lol, dude.