The life of an indie author is often difficult. Artists such as yourself must be able to readily access the full panoply of emotions when crafting your characters, but you are expected to turn it all off when someone craps on your work with a scathing review.
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Brilliant! 😀
I hope this is a satire. If so it’s great!
*snort* 😀
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Hilarious! Where can I order this super cream,lol!
Chemcorp, you must have hit the Fortune Five league with Insouciance…whoever wrote this, great satire and great point — the world of critics would like every writer to also be schizophrenic….to create passionate characters, but be cold and robot-like in the flesh. Thanks!
Funny! 🙂
Ah, EM. You’ve been playing with that chemistry set again, haven’t you? -runs-
Hilarious! Excellent idea!
Where’s the “order” button? I want some!
I’m soaking in it…
I don’t trust this product since between the header, the graphic, and the main text, there are three different spellings of “insouciance”! Make your mind up, “ChemCorp Nutraceuticals.” 🙂
David! Misspellings is why an author better have alligator hide! Or at the very least a good dictionary. Pffft. Nice satire.
Love it!
Do you sell it by the case?
And at a discount! I filled my hot tub with it!
I love your sense of humor. And I would also like to buy that soft skin/thick hide cream. Does it come in different scents? 🙂