Stay Tuned for This Important Message

Indies Unlimited is brought to you in part by Char-Master Laser Death Rays.

Whether you need to defend your skull-shaped island from unwanted intruders or to obliterate individual targets from orbit, the Char-Master Laser Death Ray will meet all your needs. Our solid-state circuitry and patented plasma coil capacitors make short work of even the heaviest jobs. Easy-to-follow tutorials and 24 hour online support assure you will achieve mastery with amazing speed and become the envy of every evil mastermind on your block.

Our top-of the line Char-Master model is available in a wide variety of colors to match your motif, including Sinister Silver (shown), Tuxedo Black, Electric Blue, Arctic White, or Fall Medley.

DISCLAIMER: Most laser death rays, Including the Char-Master, require substantially more power than can be delivered with household current. Batteries sold separately.

Char-Master Laser Death Rays are available wherever fine imaginary products are sold.

Author: Stephen Hise

Stephen Hise is the Evil Mastermind and founder of Indies Unlimited. Hise is an independent author and an avid supporter of the indie author movement. Learn more about Stephen at his website or his Amazon author page.

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