Times are hard, and we need a President who is not afraid to make the tough choices and take a stand—or a nap. The ugly truth is that the problem with all the men who have served in the highest office in the land, is that they are people. They lack both focus and flea collars.
As your President, I promise to chase our enemies up a tree and bark them into submission. Coupled with my “You sniff mine and I’ll sniff yours” diplomacy, I think you’ll find I have a refreshing and innovative approach to foreign policy.
I have traveled all across this great country. I have seen urban blight and peed there. I have seen the beauty of natural wilderness and peed there. I have visited Canada and napped there.
I’d like to also point out that I have more books for sale than any other candidate in history!
On election day, I ask you to step into the booth, lift your leg proudly and commit an act of Terrier-ism. Vote Mr. Pish for President!
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This message was approved by Mr. Pish and the Pish for President Campaign, K.S. Brooks, campaign manager and kibble-keeper.