Used Pixel Warehouse

warehouseDid you ever wonder what editors do with all the pixels from the text they delete from manuscripts?

In the bad old days, they were just deleted. In today’s economy, we can no longer afford such wastefulness.

Thanks to breakthrough technology, these unwanted pixels can now be harvested and re-purposed for use by other authors. At Used Pixel Warehouse, we make these pixels available for bulk purchase at discount prices. Why pay full price for the pixels you use?

Just wire us the purchase price of a box of pixels, and we’ll upload them to your computer. You won’t even know the difference. We guarantee it!

Isn’t it about time you did your part to save the planet? Call Used Pixel Warehouse today!

Author: Stephen Hise

Stephen Hise is the Evil Mastermind and founder of Indies Unlimited. Hise is an independent author and an avid supporter of the indie author movement. Learn more about Stephen at his website or his Amazon author page.

6 thoughts on “Used Pixel Warehouse”

  1. Do you also buy unwanted pixels? I have a store of several hundred million that are languishing in an old hard drive – just in case they might be useful. If the price is right… I might be persuaded t part with them.

  2. Oh, and I should mention that they are in several different languages and very jumbled up, so it would be Hobson’s choice.

  3. My neighbour suggested pressing them together into sheets and using them to run draft prints of manuscripts in progress. That way you won’t waste good paper.

    It might play hell with your printer’s guts, however.

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