Sneak Peek: Trucking in English

Today we have a sneak peek of author Carolyn Steele’s new travelogue: Trucking in English.

Almost Ice Road Truckers, except for the tulip bulbs…this is the tale of what happens when a middle-aged mum from England decides to actually drive 18-wheelers across North America instead of just dreaming about it. From early training (when it becomes apparent that negotiating 18 wheels and 13 gears involves slightly more than just learning how to climb in) this rookie overcomes self-doubt, infuriating companions and inconsiderate weather to become a real trucker. Nothing goes well, but that’s why there’s a book.

Trucking in English is available through Amazon.com, Amazon UK, and Smashwords. 

Here is an excerpt from Trucking in English

The venture had been planned with military precision. Arrive late afternoon, rooms booked in a nearby hotel, supper at Applebee’s and meet in the vestibule at 7.40 sharp in the morning for the bus to skid school. There were dire warnings not to drink too much. Anyone appearing dozy, dopey, sleepy, hung-over or smelling of beer would not be allowed to participate. I will refrain from the obvious gags about new names for dwarfs here and deposit you with us in a chilly, prefabricated classroom in the middle of a large expanse of wet concrete miles from anywhere and dotted with orange traffic cones.

Two distinctive groups of people huddled at opposite ends of the class. Nine were champing at the bit to get out there and skid things, the other six were displaying resentful and aggravated body language. How could anyone not want to be here? This was going to be Fun.

Two large, loud, baseball-capped and bewhiskered personages inhabited all the rest of the available space. They introduced themselves as our instructors for the day and shouted at us for having started on the registration forms laid out on our desks without waiting for instructions as to how to fill them in. The forms weren’t complicated but the tone for the day was set…‘do exactly what we tell you, when we tell you, and nobody will get hurt.’

We were apprised of a few more rules. Anyone unable to shift a truck at reasonable speed would be thrown out. Anyone who didn’t listen to instructions and follow them to the letter would be thrown out. Anyone displaying a perceived disregard for safety would be thrown out. Anyone landing a truck down the twelve-foot drop on all sides of the skid pan would get hurt (and thrown out) and anyone losing the contents of their digestive system (from either end) would clean it up themselves. (And be thrown out.) The personages gleefully held aloft, as if by way of proof that this happens, one industrial sized bottle of vehicle upholstery shampoo and another of chemical deodorant.

Next to be held aloft equally gleefully was the huge pile of pre-printed certificates for participation in the course which had been withheld from previous attendees for various reasons such as being thrown off the pan, refusing to participate, losing their lunch and passing out.

The enthusiastic rookies quietened down a bit. Some lost a little colour. The resentful huddle glowered. The large whiskery chaps grinned, they clearly loved their work. It was their job to frighten us before they taught us how to survive and they did it well.

Light dawned as to the provenance of the glowering huddle. All from the same firm, they were seasoned truckers who had transgressed in some way and were being compulsorily retrained. Hopefully they would have fun too once the action kicked in.


10 thoughts on “Sneak Peek: Trucking in English

  1. How very brave to even attempt such a feat. I lived in the Colorado foothills on a major trucking route. I learned not only to respect the truckers, but when heading down the mountain to give them the right away and do it fast. This sounds like a fascinating tale. Good luck.

    • The one thing I learned above all else was respect for these amazing drivers. Very wise to give way, those brakes aren’t so good on mountains. Thanks for the good wishes. :-)

  2. Wow, what an adventure! I have a dream to drive around USA and Canada in a RV but DH is not so keen. I just mentioned your achievement and his face was a picture … horror flashed across it, as he waited for me to say, ‘I fancy that’ but he was relieved when I shared only my respect for you. Good luck with the book! Happy to share on my book blog in May should you be interested. :)

  3. I bought this during one of Indies Unlimited Like-fests and have just started reading it – and loving it. My nephew is a truck driver (Only in Europe) and I think he’ll enjoy reading it after me!

  4. I posted a couple of hours ago but my post disappeared! It was to say I bought this book during an Indies Unlimited Like-fest and have just started reading it. I’m still at the training section but am loving it and have told my truck-driving nephew he should buy it as he will enjoy it.

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