Brought To You In Part By…

Indies Unlimited is brought to you in part by Preparation G.

Our own independent studies show that persons working as independent authors are 73% more likely than those in similar professions (such as trapeze artist and professional bull rider) to suffer from hemorrhoids.

Preparation G was designed to get to the bottom of the problem quickly. The active ingredients are a secret blend of caustic chemical agents that bring soothing relief (after a brief few moments of unspeakable pain) by searing the nerve endings.

Remember, the burning shows it’s working!

Disclaimer: Preparation G is not approved for use on animals. Do not use Preparation G on stone or concrete surfaces. In the event some small amount of Preparation G is swallowed, contact a mortician immediately.

Some smoking may appear around the application site for a few hours after initial application, accompanied by moderate to severe burning pain. Some users have reported other side effects, but we assume they are liars.ย Preparation G is available wherever fine imaginary products are sold.

Author: Stephen Hise

Stephen Hise is the Evil Mastermind and founder of Indies Unlimited. Hise is an independent author and an avid supporter of the indie author movement. Learn more about Stephen at his website or his Amazon author page.

14 thoughts on “Brought To You In Part By…”

    1. Yours are on the way – plain brown wrapper as you requested. Of course, they are delivered in a big shiny truck with the company logo emblazoned on the side, so not really sure the plain brown wrapper is that helpful. ๐Ÿ™‚

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